It was announced today that George Bush will be running for a third term. In a surprise to most people, it turns out that President Bush has passed some secret laws under the Homeland Patriot Security Act that allows him to stay in power as long as America is under attack by terrorists. "I was put here by the people, and those people need protection from all the evildoers in the world. I will not give up my position as leader of this great country due to some archaicy law" Said President Bush today in an announcement from the local DC Starbucks. All of the Republican's are celebrating from 10am until 12midnight today at the local "Young Republican's Club" in Hoboken, NJ.
News Source: Rueters
Saturday, April 01, 2006
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I stumbled here through TeaChat and couldn't help but notice your utterly brilliant April Fools post
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