Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Eureka!

I finally just figured it out!
I was talking politics with a friend of mine, and we were talking about the differences of the Reps and the Democrats. We both agreed that the Reps tend to be for "big business" or corporations, etc... Then it hit me... We as Democrats are not in the "club"! The only thing that makes sense to me now is that when a person registers to be a Rep, they are sent a letter in the mail something like this :
Hello Mr. X,
Thank you for your decision to become a member of the Republican party. Attached is your new ID card, your secret decoder ring, and a job offer for a corporation less than 10 miles from your home. This job offer is a guaranteed position for a CEO level position with a guaranteed income of $1,000,000 or more. Do not worry about lack of experience or even knowledge on the product(s). Most CEO's don't have the knowledge or experience.
Thanks again, and welcome to the party... and don't forget, you must now vote for Republicans now - no matter what we do, and you can't tell any Democrat or Independent about this letter.
That is all
Mr. Reppy
The head of your local Republican party.


That's gotta be it! Fess up now Reps! I've discovered your secret!

"Yes We Can"

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