Monday, June 05, 2006

Colbert Commencement

How cool is that? Stephen Colbert to give your commencement speech.
Here's a clip, but you should read the whole thing here... (note: the site is a bit slow to load due to heavy traffic.)

And when you enter the workforce, you will find competition from those crossing our all-too-poorest borders. Now I know you’re all going to say, “Stephen, Stephen, immigrants built America.” Yes, but here’s the thing—it’s built now. I think it was finished in the mid-70s sometime. At this point it’s a touch-up and repair job. But thankfully Congress is acting and soon English will be the official language of America. Because if we surrender the national anthem to Spansih, the next thing you know, they’ll be translating the Bible. God wrote it in English for a reason! So it could be taught in our public schools.

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